Mrs Edge says that it’s easy to remember, doesn’t sound silly, and safe enough for vanilla women like her to use.
Oh, and that I’m fooling myself if I think that she will ever unlock me again.
Mrs Edge says that she doesn’t understand why I can’t hold back.
No more disappointment
Mrs Edge says that she just does it because it makes her life more interesting.
Not punishment
Mrs Edge says that two weeks should prep me for the rest of our marriage.
Just enjoy it
Mrs Edge says that she can tell I’m enjoying this almost as much as she is.
Which one?
Mrs Edge says that those captions are pretty silly.
Harder than it looks
Mrs Edge says that it will be like a wedding ring, but more practical.
Well trained
Mrs Edge says that she actually thinks of it as my real one.
Real replacement
Mrs Edge says that the more I think about it, the more lustful I become.
Animal sex
Mrs Edge says that no mess to clean up is a good argument.
Replacement reasons
Mrs Edge says that she used to leave them in her desk at work. Eventually she just forgot about them.
